Golden Snores

Does anyone actually give a poo that the Golden Globes are upon us tonight? I know I don't, but apparently the Hollywood Foreign Press Association does. Their official site even has a counter!

I have nothing funny or witty to say about the Golden Globes or any sort of awards show. But, never one to pass up the chance to be opinionated, I will say:

1.) Movies this past year have sucked. Hard.

2.) I could care less who's wearing what.

3.) I could care even less at who pretends to be happy when someone else wins, much less who the actual winners are.

Oh yeah, and in case you actually do give a poo, here's a list of the nominees.

Have fun on the red carpet, bitches.