Quadra Clarkson

It’s an age old question that’s been ruminated over time and time again through the years, but I’ll pose it again to get this Tuesday morning started:

If Eti watches Laguna Beach in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will a new Kelly Clarkson song still be featured in every single episode?

The answer, sadly, is yes.

Thus, I have written a haiku in honor of last night’s installment:

Watching Laguna
I cannot escape you now
Kelly, it’s SO on