Unpublishable
Okay, so McSweeney's didn't accept this for their "Lists" section. Luckily, that won't keep it from being published on the internet, albeit on an even more hip and indie website (i.e., this one). Without further ado:
Experiments that might be good to try for thirty days but would be unlikely to be featured on the TV series "30 Days"
- Maintaining a gluten-free diet
- Taking public transportation
- Paying more attention to your daughter
- Adopting the metric system
- Not spitting on the sidewalk
- Using a low-flow showerhead
- Staying faithful
- Tipping 20% instead of 15%
- Watching less porn
- Flossing
posted by Nick @ 2:45 PM
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2 Comments:
"Hip" and "more indie"?? Yeah, right you corporate sell-out! We all know Vivendi Universal has been bankrolling this blog for YEARS! What do you people do, anyway? Sit around lunch at the Ivy and talk about how "hip" and "indie" you are?
Sorry we missed your comment, Nick and I were just lunching at the Ivy with Vincent Gallo and Chloe Sevigny talking about how hip and indie we are. Well, that, and the brilliance of quantum physics.
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