Mission: Scientology

The trailer for Mission: Impossible 3 is right here. Yes, I know that Tom Cruise has, in the past year, turned himself into possibly the creepiest human being on the face of the earth. But you know what? J.J. Abrams (creator of Alias, one of the best shows of any kind, ever) is writing and directing the movie. You could have L. Ron Hubbard himself playing Ethan Hunt and I'd still go see it.