Wednesday (With An Edge)

Lots of TV to tell you about, so let’s get to it, shall we?

First off, America’s Next Top Model was awesome “with an edge.” I’ve decided that “with an edge” is the new black and also how I’m going to describe everything from now on.

We at Pop Whore are all about picking favorites, so here are our top three:

Kim - Before the show even started, Nick and I appointed Kim the Pop Whore ambassador to America’s Next Top Model (with an edge) because she has the capacity to singlehandedly (no pun intended) corrupt every girl there. She’s also smart and plays along in a very tongue in cheek manner; or rather “tongue in Sarah’s mouth,” which, by the way, awesome! Kim is also crushing on Kyle, which we really can’t blame her for.

Kyle - Kyle is not only the prettiest girl there, but her name fucking rocks (with an edge.). She’s even prettier with the dark hair make-over. Dairy Queen! Who knew? Sorry, Parker Posey!

Sarah - We have to like Sarah because she made out with Kim (with an edge) and seems to be rather genuine. Sarah is also totally crushing on Kim, which as the preview for next week teased, will give us plenty of grainy night vision to decipher. Keep it up, Sarah.

And no, we’re not trying to somehow cosmically manipulate these three into a lurid ANTM love triangle (with an edge). What kind of sickos (albeitly, hotly inclined sickos) do you take us for?!!


The rest of the Wednesday night of TV went a little something like this:

Veronica Mars: I think our high pitched screaming (with an edge) and incessant high-fiving basically said it all. And since we only have really nice, non-sarcastic stuff to say (because the show fucking rocks), we won’t say anything at all.

Apprentice Martha Stewart - Gross. Um, ew! Gross. Nick and I both threw up into our own mouths (with an edge) in fifteen minute intervals. We have nothing nice to say, but we’ll just pass because, ew, and not worth the time.

Lost - I passed because I’m sort of over that show (with an edge). Nick said he’d watch over breakfast.

Waiting for next week is always the hardest part.